Stranger: hey

You: Greetings, Hey of Omegle. I am Loki Laufeyson, King of Omegle.

Stranger: okay thats cool

You: Well I am a frost giant. I would not expect anything else other than cool. Are you assuming that I am of a warm temperature?

Stranger: ahaha wow

Stranger: weirdo

You: How flattering, you are in awe in the presence of your King.

You: Who is this ‘Weirdo’ you speak of? Is he any threat to my utopia?

Stranger: aha stupid i have no king and you dumbass

You: You do have a King, Omegleian. You are speaking to him. Show some respect on bended knee.

Stranger: fuck you

You: I expect you to KNEEL.

Stranger: i wont

You: I will not take any disrespect in my kingdom.

Stranger: ahaha loser goodbye creeper

You: How dare you insult your King!

You: You are exiled!

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