((Hello everyone, this is Emily. I haven’t been well physically for the past two weeks. So I will continue to be on hiatus until I am recovered and coherent enough to bring you some hilarity.

I love you all.))

posted 2 months ago
tagged: #ooc 
Anonymous asked: *pokes you* are you alive?

((ooc: I am still alive and planning on kicking this back up to gear soon! the new semester has started and I am literally being covered in work. but I have been talking to a friend and we are hoping to do our own separate RP so I can get my muse back. c:))

posted 3 months ago
Anonymous asked: My king, is everything fine? We haven't heard from you for such a long time.

Everything is alright, I assure you. You will see me on Omegle before the week is out.

-King

posted 5 months ago
lokiscupcake asked: May I ask, when will you be online again, my King?

I will be online tomorrow, omegleian. Just wait for this election to be over, and be strong. Continue to wait for the signal.

-King

posted 6 months ago

Unfollowers,

If you do not report back here immediately, I will make sure Mitt Romney wins the election.

-King

posted 6 months ago with 1 note

Dear Omegleians,

I am now offline. I will be back online at some point tomorrow evening.

-Your only King.

posted 6 months ago
tagged: #omegle  #offline  #Thor  #Loki  #The Avengers  #my adventures as loki laufeyson 

Stranger: That girl claiming she’s Queen of Omegle?

You: Someone under the alias, ‘Laura’. Not a threat, but someone to look for. And she says that she isn’t. At least not to me.

Stranger: You know, you could always marry her.

You: Never.

posted 6 months ago with 1 note
tagged: #Omegle  #Thor  #Loki  #The Avengers  #my adventures as loki laufeyson 

Stranger: Name’s Zara.

You: Hello, Zara. Why did you seek me out?

Stranger: Oh, I dunno. Thought it’d be fun.

Stranger: I kinda wanted to see what’d happen.

You: Were you expecting something more extravagant?

Stranger: Yeah. Like a big parade ‘cause the king’s back.

You: I have to get my kingdom back first, Zara.

posted 6 months ago with 2 notes
tagged: #Omegle  #Thor  #Loki  #The Avengers  #my adventures as loki laufeyson 

You and the stranger both like loki laufeyson.

You: Greetings, admirer of me. I am Loki Laufeyson, King of Omegle.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

posted 6 months ago with 2 notes
tagged: #peasant  #Omegle  #Thor  #Loki  #The Avengers  #my adventures as loki laufeyson 

You: This is /my/ kingdom. Do you hear me? /Mine./

Stranger: Yes I hear you, but your emphasis is off. This /was/ your kingdom. /Was./

You: *Stalks up to Laura, and whispers into her ear* It will be mine again, without fail. I must leave you now. However, I want you to mark my words. This kingdom will always be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?

Stranger: … Sure thing. Good luck.

posted 6 months ago with 2 notes
tagged: #Omegle  #Thor  #Loki  #The Avengers  #my adventures as loki laufeyson